"Many societies throughout history have upheld the value and virtue of "eye for an eye," and thus, many beautiful people walked around with empty sockets."
"The positive things about skeletons are usually dismissed, for example, without our skeletons we would all just be mushy piles of skin and organs."
"She has skeletons in her closet? Who the hell did she kill?"
"While I as in high school I held a part time job working at Starbucks. We hired a new employee who was very crude and not afraid to speak her mind. For this reason I knew this woman had something to teach me about the world. She was a heavy smoker of Newport's and despite many attempts to quit she still found herself outside on her ten minute breaks puffing away. It was a cold bitter day in Wisconsin Dells, Wisonsin and after returning from her smoke break with red, dry fingers from the unforgiving wind chill she exclaimed "It's colder than a witch's tit in January!""
"...[W]hen a woman is rejected nothing compares to her anger, not even eternal damnation."
Claim your work, if you so desire.